Zombies and Fairytales

bryanthephotogeek: Samantha Bee is a role model.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:10:36 +0200

bryanthephotogeek:

Samantha Bee is a role model.

This is weird but I saw your response to the Nostalgia Critic video and I wanted to say Thank you.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:08:06 +0200

No problem. That´s just the way I feel about this shitstorm. <3

fahrlight: lokisergi: plasmodesmata12: meanie-face: redlipsti...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:51:05 +0200

fahrlight:

lokisergi:

plasmodesmata12:

meanie-face:

redlipstick-n-dietcoke:

sweetydoe:

Watch Nostalgia Critic: Why is Loki so Hot? by Nostalgia Critic on Blip

If someone out there still has doubts or needs a reminder, everything is explained here! ^^

This is fantastic.

This is appallingly bad.

Like so so bad.

Why, you ask?

He starts off spewing an ableist slur, then proceeds to make some jokes about how he’s not gay, just in case anyone thought he might be from the video title (god forbid the fangirls write more NC/Spoony slash fics)

He then proceeds to spew some ignorant shit about how he doesn’t understand why women are attracted to Loki, quote: “He’s not even very masculine!”

He then asks women to explain to him why, and I’m guessing half the people who answered him were angry fanboys because that’s what it looks like. Or he just misinterpreted literally every answer he got to suit his own “comedic” concepts for the video

Why the fuck is he psychoanalyzing women over this? This essay said it best - if it were a lot of men being attracted to a particular female villain, no one would even be fucking asking this question.

(FYI this is about straight women; LGBTQ women have their own different bullshit to go through when it comes to this shit)

Seriously women are not some huge fucking mystery creature. WOW. It’s so fucking surprising that we want a man who’s not necessarily the patriarchal ideal, WHO FUCKING KNEW?

WORST QUOTES OF THE VIDEO:

“WE KNOW WOMEN LOVE BAD BOYS”

“WOMEN WANT TO NURTURE HIM”

“WOMEN LIKE POWER”

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Women as a whole are not all attracted to the patriarchal standard “buff prince charmings” like Thor. We are not after powerful men because of some biological imperative bullshit reason you shits made up. We do not prefer “bad boys” over “nice guys”.

You know what the real fucking reasons are? I’ll give you a list:

Women appreciate emotive men. We like men who are able to be emotionally vulnerable. Why? We don’t feel safe with men who are afraid of emotion due to their own internalized misogyny. emotional = “feminine” in patriarchal standards, and men who hate women hate emotion. Now, Loki was born into a terribly patriarchal culture that he is still trying to conform to, so he’s torn between both states. He is clearly more naturally on the side of being emotive, however.

MOST PEOPLE find fictional villains sexy. MALE OR FEMALE. Why? They represent our own inner desire to rebel against authority. There are more reasons, but lets not fucking act like men don’t do this same exact shit, only women tend to humanize the villain while men tend to objectify and hypersexualize the female villain.

intelligence, eloquence, etc. are attractive traits. WOW WHO KNEW

He has lots of character depth and is highly sympathetic and identifiable.

He’s very pretty.

I am fucking serious right now: Men, if you do not fucking understand these simple fucking concepts, then maybe you should just ask yourself why you think Catwoman is hot and then just sit right back fucking down and leave the analysis of women’s fandom participation to actual women, k thanks bye

I’m making a new tag for this, and that tag is “I Prefer Bad Boys So Fuck You”

Okay, so I posted this video a while back and thought it was interesting enough to post. But I did feel a little weird about the way he presented things. It felt incomplete and not on-mark. I think I made the comment in my tags about how I didn’t feel like he hit the nail on the head and, well… this pretty much sums up why in a lot more eloquence than I could have managed.

These are all the things I couldn’t find the time or energy to say last time I reblogged this BS.

I like Loki because he is a well developed character.

Woah Ladies. Calm down. He´s a fucking comedian. AND my dear friends… I think he´s right at some point. -_- Is there an english phrase for “Getroffene Hunde bellen”? That´s you right now. Stop bitching, enjoy your fandom and ignore the guy who tries to entertain A LOT OF PEOPLE more than once a week with silly jokes and screaming at bad movies. Jesus…

braydaaan: I LOVE THIS everyone should have this on their...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:22:54 +0200

braydaaan:

I LOVE THIS everyone should have this on their blogs

can we just take a moment to appreciate everything about this...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:55:14 +0200

can we just take a moment to appreciate everything about this show

My favourite quote of ALL time, seriously.

venitus: ir-dr: No apology necessary. I was hoping someone...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:52:20 +0200

venitus:

ir-dr:

No apology necessary.

I was hoping someone would hijack it :)

Because whenever I can’t finish

Someone always comes along to help me!

Thank you

ganondorofuu: Thank you for 450+ follows! THERE WILL BE TWO...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:51:47 +0200

ganondorofuu:

Thank you for 450+ follows!

THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS, randomly selected!!

Here are the PRIZES

First place: A “Boss Key” necklace made by Fangamer, AS WELL AS your choice of either Hyrule Historia OR the SS!Link action figure from Figma.

Second place: A “Small Key” necklace from Fangamer, AS WELL AS whichever prize is not already selected by the first place winner.

Here are the RULES

Reblogs only, and only one (1) will count toward an entry.

You DO NOT have to follow me. However, if you’ve been following prior to the creation of this post (5/26 at 11pm CT), your reblog will receive two (2) entries.

No giveaway blogs or I’ll ~~shank you~~ have to select a new winner.

The giveaway ends on July 1st, 2013 at 8pm CT.Your inbox must be open, and you’ll have 48 hours to respond to my ask if you’re among the winners.

You must be comfortable with disclosing your mailing info to me; I will only be contacting you from my ‘ganondorofuu’ account, no others.

I will ship internationally.

Remember, the giveaway ends July 1st, 2013 at 8pm CT.

Did you get all of that?

—>No

Yes

santosha65: This incredible photo marks the end of Matador...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:51:10 +0200

santosha65:

This incredible photo marks the end of Matador Torero Alvaro Munera’s career. He collapsed in remorse mid-fight when he realized he was having to prompt this otherwise gentle beast to fight. He went on to become an avid opponent of bullfights. Even grievously wounded by picadors, he did not attack this man.

Torrero Munera is quoted as saying of this moment: “And suddenly, I looked at the bull. He had this innocence that all animals have in their eyes, and he looked at me with this pleading. It was like a cry for justice, deep down inside of me. I describe it as being like a prayer - because if one confesses, it is hoped, that one is forgiven. I felt like the worst shit on earth.”

enfeebler: naathaaaly: Reason why I hate cats. They’re so...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:49:38 +0200

enfeebler:

naathaaaly:

Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary.

#Reasons why I hate babies #they do this and everyone blames the pet

I´m with the cat. This kid needs to learn to be nice to others -_-v

itsyamtastic: bryko: Favorite concerned parent reviews -...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:25:56 +0200

itsyamtastic:

bryko:

Favorite concerned parent reviews - ParaNorman

favourite paranorman post

SO… let me get this straight (lol straight):

THIS movie, Paranormann contains undead people raising from their graves, people dying, a young boy that has to handle a rotting corpse and another young boy that watches stills from yoga-videos (paused at times where you can see the womens butts), a young girl that gets KILLED brutally… and… (mostly) all they complain about is ONE FUCKING SENTENCE where the big brother says on a sidenote that he has a boyfriend?

I´m done, internet. I´m SO done.

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:18:33 +0200

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:17:40 +0200

did-you-kno: Source

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:42:40 +0200

did-you-kno:

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cheskamouse: thefingerfuckingfemale...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:42:18 +0200

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

abgron:

dear every guy in my class at college

IT’S JUST THAT SIMPLE <3

While I am Bi, not Lesbian. This is very important. *^_^*

I especially liked the bit pointing out how ridiculous questions like ‘How does lesbian sex work?’ are

Because seriously

It’s two girls fucking

It’s not some impossibly complicated puzzle to figure out

Lesbian sex isn’t a rubiks cube

"You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?"

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:42:18 +0200

“You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?”

- ~ Porkbeard (via criminalwisdom)

roseriku: firewordsparkler: inufan078: LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:41:06 +0200

roseriku:

firewordsparkler:

inufan078:

LOL OH MY GOD THE LAST ONE.

HOW HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD TERRIFIED LIKE NO NO NO NEVER.

This is seriously my new favorite youtuber I can’t stop watching his videos.

Watch till the very last part. It’s worth it.

wasn’t going to reblog it untiL THE ENDING

THE LAST ONE! I wasn´t disappointed by the comments here xD

deansluckycharm: confidentinmyskinn: rhosyncalypso: weasleyapp...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:26:47 +0200

deansluckycharm:

confidentinmyskinn:

rhosyncalypso:

weasleyappreciationblog:

nick-lang-is-twilight-sparkle:

the-feminist-librarian:

feministdykeslut:

slutshamersonfb:

TRIGGER WARNING

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?

ummmmm YES.

we need PSA’s like this in the U.S. asap. this video gets to the point of what rape culture is and is very serious about it.

WIN WIN WIN WIN

Wow, absolutely. This was amazing, and it was only thirty seconds.

this is fantastic

This!! Show this in the states!

Fucking brilliant

love it

germanypls: “Da haben wir dann den Salat”… Leider true story

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 19:59:09 +0200

germanypls:

“Da haben wir dann den Salat”… Leider true story

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:40:58 +0200

that-kid-matt-biller: justtouchedawkwardly: #101 REASONS TO...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 16:52:15 +0200

that-kid-matt-biller:

justtouchedawkwardly:

#101 REASONS TO LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES

Ellen is just the greatest person alive.